Well I have just got back from taking my dog for a wander - I was just coming up the path from the field ( behind Charter street) and saw an elderly bloke bobbed down. My immeditate thought was that he had fallen over or was drunk - as he saw me he said
"oh bloody hell"
being the helpful person I am I was going over to see if he needed any help - to which he replied
"dont make a meal out of it - go on be on your way"
I thought oh well but as I was passing realised that he was actually relieving himself as it were - and it wasnt a number one
OMG the nerve of some people - I mean when you gotta go then youve gotta go - but this was in full view I am sure if he really was desperate he could have at least gone in the bushes
so do bears s*** in the woods - well I have never seen one - but I know an old man that does LOL