[Oldgobbin]

I’ve noticed, when visiting other clubs’ forums, that there are some of them which have a thread for jokes, with the intention, presumably, of keeping the members amused when there is not a lot else to read. I therefore have humbly attempted to make a start on such a thread here. Perhaps others may wish to join in. Here goes…..


1. A man walks into a pub and says…… I sent an e-mail to Accrington Stanley …and got a reply.
2. A man walks into a pub and says…… I’ve just got my season ticket from Accrington Stanley.
3. A man walks into a pub and says……I saw some match reports on the Accrington Stanley Official Website.
4. A man walks into a pub and says……I bought something online from the Accrington Stanley club shop….. and it’s been delivered!
5. A man walks into a pub and says……I get loads of news from the Accrington Stanley Official Website.
6. A man walks into a pub and says…… Sorry I’m late, I was made so welcome by the chairman’s son in the Buy the House lounge that I just couldn’t tear myself away.
7. A man walks into a pub and says…… I found out about the latest signings on the Accrington Stanley Official Website.
8. . A man walks into a pub and says…… They’ve just delivered a prize I won in an Accrington Stanley competition,
9. A man walks into a pub and says…… Sorry, I can’t stay, I’ve just heard that they’re updating the Accrington Stanley Official Website.

Over to you….