[MCR ADIM]

Originally Posted by Oldgobbin

I’ve noticed, when visiting other clubs’ forums, that there are some of them which have a thread for jokes, with the intention, presumably, of keeping the members amused when there is not a lot else to read. I therefore have humbly attempted to make a start on such a thread here. Perhaps others may wish to join in. Here goes…..


1. A man walks into a pub and says…… I sent an e-mail to Accrington Stanley …and got a reply.
2. A man walks into a pub and says…… I’ve just got my season ticket from Accrington Stanley.
3. A man walks into a pub and says……I saw some match reports on the Accrington Stanley Official Website.
4. A man walks into a pub and says……I bought something online from the Accrington Stanley club shop….. and it’s been delivered!
5. A man walks into a pub and says……I get loads of news from the Accrington Stanley Official Website.
6. A man walks into a pub and says…… Sorry I’m late, I was made so welcome by the chairman’s son in the Buy the House lounge that I just couldn’t tear myself away.
7. A man walks into a pub and says…… I found out about the latest signings on the Accrington Stanley Official Website.
8. . A man walks into a pub and says…… They’ve just delivered a prize I won in an Accrington Stanley competition,
9. A man walks into a pub and says…… Sorry, I can’t stay, I’ve just heard that they’re updating the Accrington Stanley Official Website.

Over to you….

not even that amusing i wish people on this message board would stop with the moaning already the season aint even started yet and they are having a good old whinge as always! stop moaning about the updates on stanley site, stop moaning about not got the season tickets, stop moaning about no news about new shirts! 8 days until the new season starts look foward to that and what the season will bring! were in the football league! if people moaned less and started getting behind the club! than maybe more things would happen! now come on lets get behind coley, jimmy and the squad!!!