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danny27 · 06-08-2008, 14:59

Ok, heres some more...

1.) I got home one day to find my front door locked...and the curtains were closed. I looked through the letter box and couldnt see any sign of life. SO as you do i started banging on the door. THEN appeared my neighbour and he said..."You locked out?"
I said "Nope...the door was making fun of my mother, im just giving him a good beating!"

2.) one day when i was younger we went for a drive in the country. Suddenly the tire went flat. So my father got out and opened the boot to get the spare. A car parked next to us and said ... "Tire go flat???" ... My dad said "Erm, no...i was just driving and those other THREE tires just swelled up on me."

3.) You know when you buy any electrical equipment you usually get a lil pack of silicon. What does it say on the packet??? "Do not eat this". now what kind of idiot,Would open up the package and said "HEY LOOK HONEY, WE GOT SPEAKERS AND A PACK OF GUM!!!"

and finally... last night as i was finishing work a colleague came over to me and said "You still here?" ... I couldnt resist. i said "Nope, i left about 30 mins ago, this is just an illusion!!!

thanks everybody, more tomorrow

06-08-2008, 14:59	#15
danny27 Full Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Accistan Posts: 187 Blog Entries: 1 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 36	Re: Daily Rant Ok, heres some more... 1.) I got home one day to find my front door locked...and the curtains were closed. I looked through the letter box and couldnt see any sign of life. SO as you do i started banging on the door. THEN appeared my neighbour and he said..."You locked out?" I said "Nope...the door was making fun of my mother, im just giving him a good beating!" 2.) one day when i was younger we went for a drive in the country. Suddenly the tire went flat. So my father got out and opened the boot to get the spare. A car parked next to us and said ... "Tire go flat???" ... My dad said "Erm, no...i was just driving and those other THREE tires just swelled up on me." 3.) You know when you buy any electrical equipment you usually get a lil pack of silicon. What does it say on the packet??? "Do not eat this". now what kind of idiot,Would open up the package and said "HEY LOOK HONEY, WE GOT SPEAKERS AND A PACK OF GUM!!!" and finally... last night as i was finishing work a colleague came over to me and said "You still here?" ... I couldnt resist. i said "Nope, i left about 30 mins ago, this is just an illusion!!! thanks everybody, more tomorrow __________________ I love Jaffa Cakes!! All Hail evil Gloworm!!! (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny (")_(") into your signature to help him gain world domination. I sometimes lay down at night and stare at the stars and its then i realise.. SOMEONE'S STOLE MY ROOF!!! I'm always amazed when I hear people saying; "That GORDON BROWN, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug that would make one so delusional?