Have you heard of the saying " Hug a Hoody " ???
Well i'm starting a campaign which, im sure some of you will feel the same, put those no-gooders FIRMLY in their place.
SLAP A HOODY!
Yes slap a hoody is a brand new concept which will be an excellent method of stress relief aswell as bringing a lil sunshine to hyndburn.
Are you fed up of those cretins standing on street corners or outside your house causing alot of noise, or just basically being a pain in the butt?
THEN SLAP A HOODY!!!
And you dont need to slap one to get the satisfaction required.
You can ... "Shoot a Hoody" (Got a bb gun? Then get shootin! )
"Stone a Hoody" ( Hey mr chav, have some of this brick!!!" )
or any other way you can think of!
Good luck people, and remember...A Chav-free neighbourhood is a HAPPY neighbourhood!!!
