Hey Aleks, I will again extend an open invitation for you to come down to Accrington Cricket Club and watch a match, we play Nelson at home on Sunday and I will quite happily stand/ sit with you and explain the rules and regulations of the game.
You never know, you might even understand and enjoy it.
I may even buy you a pint.
Don't knock it till you have tried it......
ps my little bro is team captain and will be happy to give you the low down on bowling and G. LLoyd or Roy can tell you all you need to know about batting.
(Top of the Lancs League by 21 points and holders of the Worsley Cup.)
Ps Ossylass is my mum, ie David Ormerod's mum, not much given to brawling in Ossy's pubs.