[lettie]

What are men like????????

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the sh*t out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half off.

Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


We love em really.....