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Have you ever wondered -


what would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an aeroplane?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If there was a mispelling in the dictionary, how would we know?

If something horrifying is horrific, is something terrifying terrific?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why does Wil E. Coyote keep using Acme products if they never work?

what do you call a male ladybird?

what colour is an air guitar?

why does toast land jam (butter) side down?

if you strangled a Smurf, what colour would it turn?

corn oil is made of corn, olive oil is made out of olives, so whats baby oil made out of?

is it ok to use AM radio in the afternoon?

what do chickens think we taste of?

what do people in China call their best plates?

why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

why is dyslexia so long and hard to spell?

have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

why is bra singular and pants plural?

if a fire-fighter fights fires and a crime-fighter fights crime, what does a freedom-fighter fight?

why are apartments called apartments when they're all stuck together?

if con is the opposite to pro, is American Congress the opposite of progress?

when dog food has a new and improved taste, who tastes it?

if nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

why do you press harder on the remote control when you know the battery's dead?

why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

how come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

if it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?

before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

how do 'keep of the grass' signs get where they are?

why has lisp got an 's' in it?

where do ice cream vans go in winter?