You two know how to enjoy yourselves, don't you?

Only joking, I'm only jealous because mine's always mucky due to driving over Whinney Hill every day.....I should wash it more often.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.