Just received this as an email and thought it was funny, no offence
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for
you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
sausage. Men are like...[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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1. Men are like .... Laxatives ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They irritate the crap out of you. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... .
The older they get, the less firm they are. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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3. Men are like ......Weather ....... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
Nothing can be done to change them. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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4. Men are like .....Blenders .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
You need One, but you're not quite sure why. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
You can't believe a word they say. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off! [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They take soooooooo long to mature. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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10. Men are like..... Popcorn ...... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
Fun to look at, but not very bright.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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13. Men are like ...... Parking Spots ......[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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