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Sparkologist · 10-06-2004, 21:57

This joke swapping service is all well and good, I give the good ones away and only get cr@p to post in return

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Bob Marley, (BMW - Bob Marley and the Wailers... geddit?), doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over my lane still working on that makeup! It scared me, (and this coming from a bloke...) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

BLUDDY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

10-06-2004, 21:57	#525
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 55	Re: Joke Of The Day This joke swapping service is all well and good, I give the good ones away and only get cr@p to post in return Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Bob Marley, (BMW - Bob Marley and the Wailers... geddit?), doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over my lane still working on that makeup! It scared me, (and this coming from a bloke...) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. BLUDDY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!! __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!