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Sparkologist · 11-06-2004, 18:10

This might be the last joke i post for some time...

6 year old Marilyn and 4 year old Little Johnny were upstairs playing in their play room. Marilyn said "I think it's about time we start swearing. Don't you?"

Little Johnny nodded in agreement.

Marilyn said "Ok, I say 'ass' and you say 'hell.'"

Little Johnny again nodded his head in agreement and they went downstairs for breakfast. Their mom asked Marilyn what she wants to eat.

Marilyn replied "Well hell mom, I'll have some Cheerios."

Her mom spanked her and sent her to her room. She then asked Little Johnny what he wanted for breakfast.

Little Johnny said "I don't know, but you bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

11-06-2004, 18:10	#526
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 55	Re: Joke Of The Day This might be the last joke i post for some time... 6 year old Marilyn and 4 year old Little Johnny were upstairs playing in their play room. Marilyn said "I think it's about time we start swearing. Don't you?" Little Johnny nodded in agreement. Marilyn said "Ok, I say 'ass' and you say 'hell.'" Little Johnny again nodded his head in agreement and they went downstairs for breakfast. Their mom asked Marilyn what she wants to eat. Marilyn replied "Well hell mom, I'll have some Cheerios." Her mom spanked her and sent her to her room. She then asked Little Johnny what he wanted for breakfast. Little Johnny said "I don't know, but you bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!" __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!