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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Oh.....how sad......not sad that you aren't ill, but sad that you don't need the services of Lettie and Margaret to do your bedbath.
I had packed the ajax and the wire wool.....was just checking my passport was valid.....and the next bit of the plant was to get in touch with Lettie to find out when she was free.
We would have jetted off.....and been by your side in just a few hours......ready for action  |
You and Lettie could do a show for channel 4....like Kim and Aggie did with 'How clean is your house?'
You could call it 'How clean are your bits?'
You travel up and down the country assessing the honky bits of the nation's filth offenders and scrubbing them up using your ajax and wire wool.
I'd watch you.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
