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WINGY · 13-06-2004, 19:59

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
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13-06-2004, 19:59	#536
WINGY ********* Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Home work or Pub... Posts: 941 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 45	Re: Joke Of The Day A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." __________________ __________________ [email protected] www.landyzone.co.uk People work for money! If you want loyalty, get a dog!!!