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Originally Posted by yerself

Fruit Conserve Sandwich's annoys me. A white Ensign, A Union Flag, A cartoon of what I presume to be Old Father Time and a picture of a fat old dobber in a chair giving a condescending wave. Probably thinks he's some kind of royalty.

A search of the forum members’ list does not reveal a member named Fruit Conserve Sandwich so it is patently obvious that you are addressing an imaginary person. Shame that but it does confirm your location of “The edge of reality”. Anyone who addresses an imaginary person has to have stepped over the edge.

Which would explain the descent into puerile name calling and the lack of understanding what is a royal wave and what is not.

A royal wave is one where the BACK OF THE HAND is towards the people being waved to.

A normal greetings wave is one where the PALM OF THE HAND is towards the person being waved to. Showing the palm of the hand indicates that there is no weapon in the hand and thus a friendly wave.

So that shoots down in flames yet another attempt at trying, and failing, to be smart.