I have got an insect in my abode which is driving us up the wall.
The noise this thing is making is unbelievable.
Problem is ....I can't find it.
I have tried all the deterants we have in the house...but still this bloody thing is still chirping.
The problem is....This is obviously a male shouting for females and there is quite enough with one............How the hell do I get shut?
This was aimed at Cashy but if anyone has any other bright ideas... .and I am sure there will be a few...go for it.
