[mani]

i am hereby announcing my intention to run as a candidate for the central ward.

My party will be called in tribute to Richard Pryor who knew all about self-destructing - None Of The Above.

i am going to promise not to do anything

i will not come and clean the rubbish in your streets

i will not come around to fill in forms

i will not even pretend to care how your new job is going and wether the buses make you late

my only line is this.

Vote for me as the other parties are too busy trying to get one over the other and as a result nothing is getting done. vote for me and send them a message that we're not pawns in their game of chess. Vote for me and let them know just how disgusted you are by the constant mud-slinging and allegations, which are stopping the elected councillors from doing their job - working for the public. If i get elected and do nothing, its ok, nothing was going to get done anyway.

Thank you.

Vote Pedro.