lol this thread reminds me of one of ricky jervais's little speeches
he read from the bible and i forget the exact order but it went somthing like
god created thea earth etc then said let there be light and on the 7th day he rested
not only did god create all the wonderous things on our planet but according to the bible he did it all in the dark and then created light
deep down i truely hope there is a god so that i can spit in his face before he sends me directly to hell