I'm sure that some of our members are somewhat befuddled by modern-day terminology. So without further ado, here are some extract from my favourite dictionary..... Roger's Profanisaurus...
ARMY AND NAVY - Descriptive of one who likes his bread buttered both sides, swings both ways, half rice half chips.
BACKDOORAL - A kind of unsavoury behaviour, involving bottoms and mouths.
BACKSTABBER - A woman who practices cruel deception on men by appearing attractive when viewed from behind.
BELL CLAPPER - A humungous dangling poo that tolls the buttocks as one tries to swing it loose.
CARBON DIBAXIDE - A noxious gas emitted from ones Nipsy..
FANNY MECHANIC - A Gynaecologist..
FLESH LETTUCE - Ladies bits.
JUGLY - Ugly but with big boobs, Erica Rowe, Anna Ryder Richardson, Lord Owen.
JULLET - The phenomenon of the breasts, upper chest and chins of a salad dodging lady merging into the same wobbling mass of flesh.
MECHANICS NAILS - A finger - end condition caused by toilet paper pushthrough, a taxi driver's tan.
NIPSY - Anal sphincter.
SLAGGLE - A group of young ladies who are generous with their affections.
SPLASH DIET - A weight loss programme which involves shedding pounds of unsightly excrement. Takes about 5 minutes.
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