[janet]

A mans walking along the beach and he sees a woman with no arms and legs lying in the sand crying.He asks her whats wrong and she says shes upset because shes never been kissed before.so he kisses her and carries on walking.About an hour later he walks past her again and shes crying,he says whats wrong this time and she replies that she's upset because no ones ever given her oral sex before.Feeling sorry for her he gives her oral sex and goes on his way.He walks past her an hour later and she's crying again so he turns to her and asks her whats wrong, and she says that she upset because shes never been f***ed before to which the man replies "Well you are now because the tides coming in".