['erindoors]

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football
game.

> At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the
> three
> women buy just one ticket.
>
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
> one
> of the men.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
> but
> all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>
> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
> collecting tickets.
>
> He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please. The door
> opens
> just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
>
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,
> after
> the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
> some money.
>
> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
> trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy
> any
> ticket at all!!
>
> "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
> man".
>
>
> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
> toilet,
> and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
> Shortly
> after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and
> walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> (I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter
> than
> women).