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Sparkologist · 21-06-2004, 16:15

While we are on the subject of; err, um, noshes...

This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy???!!!" she cried

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see; one of my family, or a neighbour..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up," the boyfriend pleaded.

But she was insistant. "I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

"My love.. don't be like that.."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her night gown with hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says."Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

21-06-2004, 16:15	#554
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 55	Re: Joke Of The Day While we are on the subject of; err, um, noshes... This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy???!!!" she cried "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see; one of my family, or a neighbour..." "At this time of the night no one will show up," the boyfriend pleaded. But she was insistant. "I've already said NO, and NO!" "Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" "My love.. don't be like that.." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her night gown with hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says."Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!" __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!