I have a 'friend', called Mick, some of you may have met him on the outside a really nice sort of a guy, you have a problem? He will move mountains to help you solve it.
What people don't know is his evil streak, during a conversation he asked, "do you like chilli peanuts?".
My answer was, "yes".
"Here", he said try these...
What he gave me was a small packet of, 'chocolate coated chilli Almonds'.
I, (not being a great chocolate eater), thought o.k. why not?
the chocolate disguised what was about to happen, eating them was reasonably pleasant, suck, suck, chew, chew, then, when you swallowed,
Fire!!!!
They where terrible, thank goodness his Lager was there to dowse the flames.
Very soon we had an elderly gentleman that we know joined our table, for a change I was very quiet, (still recovering from the shock to my tonsils), it didn't take too long for me to recover however, because I turned to our latest companion and asked, "do you like chocolate coated almond's?", he enthusiastically replied, "YES", I told him there's a full packet if you fancy?
Oh, dear, he thanked me so gratefully saying that he would enjoy them later.
The problem is I now feel guilty having passed such evil things on to someone else, but what did trustworthy Mick say? Did he warn him? Did he say don't touch them? No, he just smiled
to himself with anticipation of what was going to happen.
Is there Evil in the world? Yes and it sits next to me in the pub!
