My question is: In which hand should I hold a trench spade when eating, as I find this the quickest & most efficient way of clearing my plate.
P.S. Should one cock one's pinky finger whilst eating with this piece of hardware.

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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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