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Originally Posted by Benipete
Did he buy any apples 
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You're getting your old Tory fruits mixed up.
They were oranges, as used as an aid to auto-erotic self asphyxiation, by the late Conservative M.P. Stephen Milligan, all done whilst wearing stockings and suspenders.
Perhaps old George, inspecting a dominatrix's client's rubber underpants, isn't quite in that league...just yet.