Re: How many times have you been done?
I've only been done 43 times.
A very poor number in comparison to some.
No-one must be interested in lil old me. 
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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