I received this via text message earlier today. I've been told it's not a dare, but it too good to waste away in the dark recesses of my moby.
Little Mary came home from school, and said to her mother, "Jimmy showed his willy today. It was like a peanut."
"What? You mean small? said her mother.
"No," said Mary, "it was salty."
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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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