Roy's fault, here we are on the eve of a new President & the good old accyweb betting shop isn't in use.
Whichever one wins we could have had some fun with a few bets:-
First Black President.
How long before the grassy knoll becomes occupied once more and who will be the favourite to occupy it?
Evens = Hi Y'all good ol' red neck.
3-1 = The Silent Majority.
7-1 = The looney White guy? (It's the Devil ah tells ye, it's the Devil).
6,000-1 = The looney Black guy? (It's the Devil ah tells ye, it's the Devil).
OR
I haven't been feeling very well but my doctors tell me I'm a fine White guy?
Evens = Will last 3 days.
17-1 = Will see the Winter out.
50-1 = Has already nuked Alaska just to make sure she doesn't follow him.
4,999,999-1 = Died three weeks ago, but it would bankrupt the U.S.A. to admit that and have to start all over again leaving George W. in charge & here comes WWIII!
