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Re: Joke Of The Day
Just a couple of loosener ups:
Q. What's the difference between the German football fans and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and John Prescot.You
have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot John Prescot - twice.
Q. What do Man United football fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never
swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
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