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Re: Joke Of The Day
OK just a couple more then....You'll have to wait for the rest
Q: Why aren't the German football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the German team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red,
yellow and black in honour of the German squad. But it was a laughing stock
and crumbled in the box.
Q: Why do Germans make better lovers than Portuguese/English?
A: Because Germans are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 Minutes
and
still come second!
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