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Re: Wish You'd Never Gone
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Originally Posted by maxwell silver
Ever been invited to some social event & regretted taking up the invite?
Maybe turned up in fancy dress to a black tie do.Your ex was the stripper on a stag do?Humiliated at a drag show?
I only ask because i remember when the wife worked in a local pub she took up an invite from the resident DJ to go to his 21st.So we got dressed up to go,me with short hair,nice suit & Fred Perry.It was only when we arrived that we discovered the place full of bikers  Several taunts & a couple of skirmishes later we had to hot foot it out of the place,hiding in bushes till a taxi pulled up  |
Yes, I've had several nights out I wish I hadn't bothered with but I'm just trying to think of an example that I can put on here.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals. 
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