[shillelagh]

I got one asking for mr ***** .... i said theres no one here of that name .. which is true then they said can we speak to mrs ***** i said where she is there is no telephone number ..... but you can write to her ....... i said its grave **** in st johns ... oh im sorry to have bothered you ....... another one one night rang and my brother was here asking to speak to mr ***** i said just hang on .... gave the phone to my brother and he said i dont live here ... what do i want with windows ... and put the phone down ... I dont get that many phone calls now ....... i wonder why?