The Queen has been busy on Accyweb tonight
The Queen is visiting a hospital and asks the first soldier, "And what are you in here for, soldier?"
To which he replies, "Venereal disease."
"Oh dear, what is the treatment for that then?"
"A wire brush and antiseptic," he replied.
"Oh really, ahm, what is your ambition then, soldier?"
"To get out of here and serve my country."
"Well done, soldier," says the Queen and moves on to the next bed. "And what are you in here for, soldier?"
To which he replies, "Hemorrhoids."
Oh dear, what is the treatment for that then?"
"A wire brush and antiseptic." "To get out of here and serve my country"
"Well done, soldier" says the Queen and moves on to the next bed. "And what are you in here for, soldier?"
To which he replies "Strep throat."
"Oh dear, what is the treatment for that then?"
"A wire brush and antiseptic."
"Oh really, ahm, what is your ambition then, soldier?"
"To get to the wire brush before those other two b@$t@rd$!"
