Remember many years ago when my local was the Hargreaves Arms, in Accy there was an old chap used to come in called Bert. This day he came in a said to the Landlord, give us a double whisky its mi birthday today, a young lad stood next to him asked how old he was, 80 was the reply, I don't want to live till I'm 80 says the lad, but oud Bert turned round and said tha would if tha were 79
