A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks- "Where
was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key"
the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of
his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that
you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out.......... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's
gone, too!!!!!"
A little something I've been wondering about....
Now that there's a gay bishop in the States, does that make it ok to covet your neighbours ass???
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