Last year I received some cheese.
The person who gave it to me brought it round a couple of weeks before Christmas and failed to tell me what was in it.
When I opened it on Christmas day I saw that it had 'Keep Refrigerated' written on the pack.................straight in the bin.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
