29-12-2008, 12:16
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Re: Use your balls.
- Sex scandal in British Parliament. An Anne Summers party is held in the chamber and a few "additions" appear 9 months later
- Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health. He cant outrun his angry wounded prey anymore and could have a heart attack trying
- A wedding in Monaco. Wee Willie gets wed there to avoid the press
- A yacht on fire in Monaco. The credit crunch fuels a few "accidents"
- A tragedy around Princess Caroline. She finds that she cant marry Willie and becomes a Nun
- Kidnapping Royal Family. Chick is desperate to have the throne goes for this option.
- Trouble around Fergie. Nowt new there as she poses naked in a MILF mag.
- Attack on the Queen. Charlie tries again to force her to abdicate
- Buckingham Palace on fire. Trying to save pennies lead to a large number of candles being used and the inevitable fire
- A horse mishap around the Royals. The horse keeps its "Crown Jewels" and takes a liking to Fergie (must have seen the mag)
- The Royal Crown Jewels are stolen. Charles hasnt got much use for them anyway at his age.
- The Queen has to watch her health. All the rich living has given her a few problems on the wind side.
- Windsor Castle on fire. Harry and his chums have a party and it got out of hand
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