We've had whats your favourite, now we want the bad ones.
Was in the New Inn in Ossy the other night, got a pint of bitter - Lees
Awful stuff, didn't know if I had to drink it or wear it, tasted scented and smelt awful, had two sips and had to take it back, had a quiet word with the landlady and she changed it for me, didn't taste the new one, just smelt at it and give it her back - can't drink that S****, she said its only £1.50 a pint

So does that mean I have to drink it then, quite cheap as aftershave but I aint wearing it or drinking it, swap it for something else and I'll pay the difference, got a pint of Worthingtons, lot better

See the other being poured down the sink, sad sight seeing any beer being thrown away but I enjoyed watching that one go

If your in Ossy just try a pint - better make it an half cause you'll not drink it