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Old 29-06-2004, 21:39   #618
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A few years down the line, Jack and Bill are at it again..


Jack and Bill are having a quiet beer one night when Bill announces that he's going to divorce his wife.

"Good grief," says Jack, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?"

"Well," replies Bill, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."

Jack says "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"

Bill replies, "What - and have a house full of kids???"
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