My trouble is that I'm honest to the point of stupidity. One day last year I went round Sainsburys with one of the trollies that has built-in racks for bottles underneath. I went through the checkout and out of the store to my car. It was only when I was loading the shopping into my boot that I realised I had a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine in the rack that I'd forgotten about and hadn't paid for.
Now nobody had noticed, nobody had felt my collar, and what did I do? I went scurrying back into the store and paid for them - like an idiot.
For just that reason, I won't let any shop get away with overcharging/shortchanging me and, if they try to, my heels get firmly dug in until I'm proved right.
