A man walks into the bedroom to find his wife packing her bags.
"Why are you packing & where are you going" he asks.
"I'm leaving you & going to Australia tommorrow. I've heard I can get $400 a time for what I do for you!"
The following day the wife walks into the bedroom to find her husband packing.
"What do you think you are doing?" she asks.
He replies "I'm packing & coming to Australia with you. I want to see how you will get on on $800 a year!"
