Paddy is sat next to a muslim on the plane. stewardess says- would you like a drink sir? (Paddy) whiskey on the rocks please. pays for it, then she says to the muslim, would you like a drink sir? (Muslim) i would rather be raped by a dozen whores madam than let alcohol pass my lips, (stewardess) ok sir no problem, Paddy then passes his drink back to the stewardess n says-- i didn't know there was a choice.
