[Mick]

A visitor to a mental institution asks the director how he decided which patients should be kept in and which sent home.
The director said "We fill a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a tea-cup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath".
The visitor said "Oh i see, a normal person would choose the bucket , because its the biggest."
The director said "A normal person would pull the plug out . "
Would you like a bed near the window?