Heres one 4 u
A loud pounding on the door at 3 in the morning wakens a man and his wife.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger is standing in the pouring
rain asking for a push.
'Not a chance', says the man , 'its 3 in the morning' He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' , asked his wife.
'Just some drunk asking for a push' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks
'No, I did not', he replies, 'its 3 in the morning'.
She remonstrates with him reminding him when two men helped them push their car.
'Go and help him', she orders.
The man gets dressed , goes downstairs into the pouring of rain.
'Are you there ?' he shouts out into the darkness and rain.
'Yes' comes back the answer
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband
'Yes please' comes the reply.
'Where are you? shouts the husband
'Im on the swing' replies the drunk
God Bless the Drunk
