Have you seen the one with the teeth?
I have never seen teeth like that on anybody?
Anybody whose teeth are that bad has obviously taken a lot of drugs, sucked sugary mints for 20 years, drunk 10 cans of coke a day and never been introduced to a toothbrush!
As if teeth get in that state just through smoking!
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.