Thread: Joke Of The Day
View Single Post
Old 04-07-2004, 05:20   #633
AnotherJFK
Junior Member+
 
AnotherJFK's Avatar
 

Re: Joke Of The Day

Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women

#10: You can trade an old .44 for a new 22.

#9: You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

#8: If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, He'll probably let you try it out a few times.

#7: Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

#6: Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5: A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4: Handguns function normally everyday of the month.

#3: A handgun doesn't ask, do these new grips make me look fat?

#2: A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1: You can buy a silencer for a handgun
AnotherJFK is offline   Reply With Quote