1. List your pets
1 child
2. What hours do you work?
24/7
3. How many holidays do you take per year?
0
4. When do you normally go away?
i dont
5. Do you use kennel/catteries/full livery or do you have family help out?
family
5b. Would you rather pay for a knowledgable carer in your absence, or have family do so for free?
i'd have to pay them a fortune to look after my monster
6. What do you normally pay?
anything up to a million to take him off my hands?
7. Is this per day or per night?
no, forever
8. Would you prefer to pay per night (can work out cheaper, but argument is work is done in daytime)?
no
9. How much would you pay for someone to walk your dog? (be truthful - I need to know what is a reasonable charge!!)
anything if they headed towards the nearest footy pitch with him
10. Would you be happy to let a stranger have keys to your home? (if references available, CRB checked and registered to appropriate organisation)
yes, you can have the child benefit too 
sorry GG, i couldnt resist
