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Old 02-02-2009, 19:10   #34
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Re: How could we deal with doggy issues?

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf View Post
The simple solution to dog mess is to adopt the following steps:

1) Any dog found wondering on it's own should be taken to the nearest police station where it should be immeadiatly put down. A reward could possibly be given to the person delivering the said pooch.

2) Any owner turning up at the cop shop enquiring about Rover being missing should be arrested at once and charged with the criminal offence of canine maltreatment.

3) Any owner allowing their dog to crap in the street should be immeadiatly arrested by a constable or dutiful citizen, fined a minimum amount of £5000pds and/or six months sweeping the streets.

4) Ditto for cats.

These measures will soon sort out the problem.
seems like tealeaf n i are singing from the same hymn sheet.
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