Short 'n' sick.....
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.
The drunk rolls around, leans over, and "Splat! " He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
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