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Sparkologist · 05-07-2004, 18:14

Well, the Spice Girls have split, Girls Aloud are heading the same way. It looks like there is a vacancy in the market...

Spice Girls II Application Form

Name: _____________________

Age: ______________________

Real Age: __________________

How would you best describe yourself?
( ) An energetic self-starter
( ) A team player
( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet

Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your tits? _______

Would it bother you to be the target of unrelenting hatred? ___________

'I am willing to trade sexual favours for a career in the music industry.'
( )Yes ( )No

How many times have you been kicked out of a karaoke bar? ___________

Does nudity bother you? ______________
If so, give three excuses for your portfolio.

Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine and modern behavioralist psychology. Just kidding!! Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts?

Are you deceptively attractive in coloured or stroboscopic light?
( )Yes ( )No

Choose an appropriate nickname: Sexy, Nasty, Sweetie, Syphilis, Lardy, Sickly, Slappy.

Choose an appropriate image:
( ) Cute, blonde, appeals to paedophiles
( ) Tub of lard
( ) Bloke. In a tracksuit.
( ) Vacant stare, no discernible brain activity
( ) Terrifying to small children and old men
( ) All of the above

Do you promise to make one album and then go away forever?
( )Yes ( )No

If two trains leave Liverpool an hour apart at 90 kilometres, and 75 kilometres an hour, respectively, how would you look in a bikini?

If required as part of your contract, would you be willing to help alleviate Prince Charles's loneliness?

In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, really want, this job.

05-07-2004, 18:14	#639
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day Well, the Spice Girls have split, Girls Aloud are heading the same way. It looks like there is a vacancy in the market... Spice Girls II Application Form Name: _____________________ Age: ______________________ Real Age: __________________ How would you best describe yourself? ( ) An energetic self-starter ( ) A team player ( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your tits? _______ Would it bother you to be the target of unrelenting hatred? ___________ 'I am willing to trade sexual favours for a career in the music industry.' ( )Yes ( )No How many times have you been kicked out of a karaoke bar? ___________ Does nudity bother you? ______________ If so, give three excuses for your portfolio. Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine and modern behavioralist psychology. Just kidding!! Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts? Are you deceptively attractive in coloured or stroboscopic light? ( )Yes ( )No Choose an appropriate nickname: Sexy, Nasty, Sweetie, Syphilis, Lardy, Sickly, Slappy. Choose an appropriate image: ( ) Cute, blonde, appeals to paedophiles ( ) Tub of lard ( ) Bloke. In a tracksuit. ( ) Vacant stare, no discernible brain activity ( ) Terrifying to small children and old men ( ) All of the above Do you promise to make one album and then go away forever? ( )Yes ( )No If two trains leave Liverpool an hour apart at 90 kilometres, and 75 kilometres an hour, respectively, how would you look in a bikini? If required as part of your contract, would you be willing to help alleviate Prince Charles's loneliness? In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, really want, this job. __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!